The UDP neva
done. They just had to send Said ‘Badi’ Guerra to Cuba as Ambassador and it
looks like what he got into got the government into a diplomatic pickle. This
columnist has been receiving continuous reports about some wild parties at the
Ambassador’s residence with some very young boys invited, and not as waiters,
if you know what I mean. Anyway, it seems that one party may have gotten just a
tad bit too wild or Badi maybe got just a little bit too amorous, and the
result is that the parents of the recipient of that attention made a report
about the ‘molestation.’ To make a long story short, the Cuban Government has
allegedly written in an official complaint to Belize’s Government and the UDP
Ambassador’s time in that foreign land may soon come to a very abrupt end.
Hell, it’s not like the man’s tendencies weren’t known. And besides all that,
it seems that the very ‘generous with his affections’ Ambassador may have
gotten just a bit too generous, cause reports are that he has already run
through the annual budget allocated to the Embassy…If Da No Soh!
A tragic
cover-up…
Word coming
out of Belmopan is that the Police are covering up a rape case because one of
the perpetrators named is a well known businessman and UDP politician. This
columnist has heard from various sources that a 15 year old minor (who we’ll
call Miguel) was raped by another youth and a prominent UDP (who we’ll call
Vic). Seems like when the young victim made the report to the Police, they
picked up the youth perpetrator and feeling bad about the situation he spilled
the beans, and that beans implicated Vic. As I understand it, the Police then
told the young man that he would have to face the music alone, cause messing
with Vic would be a threat to their jobs, him being a UDP politician and all.
Tragically, it seems that the young man could not deal with that and committed
suicide, leaving Vic in the clear, so to speak. This sounds like a soap opera
for those who don’t know, but the truth is that Vic is well known in Belmopan
for luring young men into his bed with liquor and money. This thing will get a
lot bigger very soon, so Vic, if you’re reading this, I hope you can read the
subtext which says that your political career and your wicked ways will soon be
coming to an end…If Da No Soh!
Chon Saan
Politician…
Hell, I like
Chon Saan fried chicken just as much as the next person, but the news tonight
really pissed me off and shows the depths to which the UDP has sunk. By now
everybody knows the story of Hirian Good, the school warden who was fired by
Minister of Education Patrick Faber because she is PUP. The arrogant S.O.B. was
on the news stating that after firing her, he has offered to help her children
with a little educational assistance, since he has left her penniless and
without the means to send them to school. Anyway, what he did is tell the woman
to go to the Education Department for some help, but when she did that, she was
told that it doesn’t work that way. She was told that she has to get a
recommendation from her Area Representative before she can get education
assistance. Anyway, get this part – Mrs. Good is from the Freetown Area, so her
Area Representative is Francis Fonseca, right? But she wasn’t told to go to
Francis Fonseca. Nope. She was told to go to Chon Saan Palace and get a
recommendation from Lee Mark Chang. Man that is just plain wrong. Why should
this woman who has already been fired have to go hunt down Lee Mark Chang when
he is not the Area Rep, but just a wannabe UDP political hopeful…remember you
read it here first, Patrick. You’re disrespecting a lot of people, messing with
people’s lives and putting their children’s education at risk. You will get the
sense of your actions very, very soon…If Da No Soh!
The Nanny in
the UK…
Remember
that this columnist broke the news about the daughter of Minister Melvin Hulse,
who is headed off to the UK to take up a diplomatic posting! When we added up
the salary plus perks plus allowances her annual revenue was in the region of
$300,000. Well that story has taken wings, as the Minister was on Love FM’s
morning show and an irate caller berated him on the obvious nepotism. Basically
Melvin gave his own variation of – well, my daughter has to eat too, spouting
some nonsense about his daughter having a degree in Finance, so why shouldn’t
she get the opportunity to go to the UK. Well, it would have been nice if the
hosts of the show had asked the Minister to explain why a degree in Finance
qualifies his daughter for suck a lucrative diplomatic posting in the UK. Seems
maybe she should have gotten a job in the Ministry of Finance instead. Anyway,
the thing done happen, but this columnist received a call from the PGIA today
informing me that the nanny flew out to the UK this morning. What nanny, you
might ask. Well see, the daughter of the Minister has two kids and is about to
give birth to a third, so she has decided to take her nanny to the UK with her.
Imagine that. Imagine also that the nanny is being paid out of taxpayer
pockets…can you say SHAME! If Da No Soh!
The
Fonso/Joe Shakedown…
This little
bit of shush will probably be news to Prime Minister Dean Barrow, but minion #1
and minion #2 from WAVE have been pursuing some serious extra-curricular
activities (and no, Fonso, I no mean your usual extra-curricular activities).
See, the duo currently known not so affectionately as dumb and dumber were seen
a couple weeks ago visiting a large establishment in Belize City known as
Renaissance Towers, owned by a PUP (when it’s convenient) businessman. After an
investigation, it was learned that the pair have taken to going on the prowl on
Friday nights, shaking down businessmen with the promise of going easy on them
on the radio. That’s actually funny, cause not many people listen to WAVE
anyway, but hell, if those certain businessmen want to pay the morons for a
little protection, I say rake in the bucks, guys…If Da No Soh!
On Dogs and
Pampers…
Just when
you thought it was safe to turn on the radio again, your dial accidentally
stops on 105.9 and you are assaulted by the banal banter of the terrible
twosome. Man, Fonso and Joe have got to be the most ridiculous, uninspired,
dimwitted and comic pair in talk-show history. Jeez. The other day Joe and
Fonso were engrossed in a serious conversation about dogs and pampers. Don’t
ask me why, cause I have no idea. Both idiots were deep in a philosophical discussion
trying to unravel the mystery of why dogs like pampers. For the love of God!
From that mind boggling dialogue, the duo segued into dogs with mange, and what
treatment is good for mange, and how to keep your dog looking healthy and
beautiful. All I can say at this point is that Joe looks like he could do with
a good ‘bun oil’ treatment himself. It sure wouldn’t help him in the brains
department, but maybe, just maybe it would improve the looks…If Da No Soh!
Kudos to
Sharon…
Remember
that you read it here first, but I gotta say it. Sharon Marin is going places.
Of all the talk show hosts and wannabe talk show hosts around right now, Marin
has distinguished herself as a no-nonsense, cut to the chase and above all,
objective host. This morning she was talking about the PM’s so-called integrity
commission and called a spade a spade. The integrity commission is a joke, said
Marin, with no teeth and lone gum. Nuff said. This columnist agrees fully with
Sharon. See, from the moment I read the first name, Armead, I said oh jeez. Who
can forget the many images of UDP Armead supporting a drunken ‘Raindrops’ Swan.
And she’s on the Integrity Commission. Gimme a break! Keep the faith, Sharon,
and don’t let anybody overwhelm you with their supposed intellectuality. You’ve
got the talent to be the star of the show…If Da No Soh!
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, on 19-09-2009 11:10 I read the article , I think it is a good image that the news finally show some positive image of Belizian Women in stead of crime in Belize, Am in the US for Over 30 years but i keep abreast with what is going on in Belieze,Most people don\'t read the good thing witch I think they should,
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