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Write-off Rejected In a move that made history in the Senate, the UDP Senators who all have proven that they know how to take it...

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Servant & Hero As we prepare to celebrate the Independence of this nation that we all love, there is no more fitting way for us...

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Two-faced UDP On Wednesday morning, the Utterly Disingenuous Party (UDP) issued a release praising the stevedores and workers at PBL for protesting and taking a...

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Barrow LIES The Prime Minister of Belize, the bald-head bad-back Barrow, looked like a monumental idiot and a total LIAR when documents surfaced showing that...

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Issuu BELLY OF THE BEAST Friday, April 26, 2019 Mo’ Money The Belize Times has been very reliably informed that tensions are high in Cabinet right now after...

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Condolences The staff of the Belize Times extends its condolences to the Andrewin family, and to the families of the two other people killed this...

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Manure Did anybody else catch the smell of ripe manure when the Prime Minister opened his mouth at the press conference? It was like a...

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Foot in Mouth Disease Deputy Prime Minister Patrick Faber, already no favourite of the lame duck Mr. Barrow, has been diagnosed with an intense strain...

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Big pipple ting The UDP is having ten orgasms and twelve fits over a recent visit to China by Kareem Musa and members of the...

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Hurricane Dorian On behalf of our Party Leader, and our entire PUP family, the Belize Times extends our sympathy for and empathy with all those...
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